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A little high, a little hammered, and definitely not making good choices—this collection is made for the ones who know that life is better with a drink in one hand and a lighter in the other. Whether you’re a happy-hour hero, a wake-and-bake enthusiast, or just someone who appreciates the finer (and fuzzier) things in life, these shirts are designed for maximum comfort and minimum responsibility.
From hungover humor to stoner wisdom, this collection is a celebration of all things faded, fermented, and frequently regretted. Because let’s be honest—bad decisions make the best stories. 🍃🥃🔥