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Fa La La La Fuck This

The Fa La La La Fuck This Collection is for the joyfully jaded, the festively fed up, and anyone who’s just trying to survive the holiday hellscape without decking a relative. Whether you celebrate Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, or just drink through December—this collection brings cozy chaos, seasonal sarcasm, and the kind of cheer that pairs best with hard liquor.

From awkward family dinners to forced gift exchanges and emotionally unstable group texts, these tees are your official uniform for holiday dysfunction.

🎄 Light the candles. Wrap the gifts. Lower your expectations.

👉 Shop now—before the next family group chat gives you a rage stroke.

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