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The Jesus Hates Pussies Collection isn’t for the soft, the sensitive, or the spiritually fragile. It’s for the bold believers, backsliders, and Bible-thumpin’ badasses who know damn well Jesus flipped tables—and would 100% flip out over how soft the world’s gotten. This collection is holy, hilarious, and borderline heretical… just how He probably intended.
Whether you're raising hell in His name or just here to offend every church lady within a 10-mile radius, wear it like divine judgment’s already coming—and you’re ready to meet it shirtless, shotgunning a beer.