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My Best Is Still Pretty Bad

Trying? Technically. Thriving? Absolutely not. The My Best Is Still Pretty Bad Collection is for the high-functioning hot messes out here doing their best—and still somehow making it worse. Whether you're spiraling with style, powered by caffeine and questionable coping mechanisms, or just pretending to have your sh*t together, these tees say what we’re all thinking: “I tried… kinda.”

It’s self-deprecating. It’s honest. It’s fashionably unwell.

😅 Wear it with pride. Or shame. Either way, you showed up.

👉 Shop now—because effort is subjective.

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Its not gonna suck itself T

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Its not gonna suck itself T


Lost My Hair Snap Back hat

Lost My Hair Snap Back hat


Worlds Best EX-Girlfriend T-Shirt

Worlds Best EX-Girlfriend T-Shirt


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Worlds Best EX-Girlfriend Sweatshirt

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Worlds Best EX-Girlfriend Sweatshirt


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Im not good at most things But FUCK can i drink

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Im not good at most things But FUCK can i drink


"Overworked and under fucked" snap back hat

"Overworked and under fucked" snap back hat


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