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Feast First, Fight Later

The Feast First, Fight Later Collection is for the real MVPs of Thanksgiving—the ones who show up hungry, unhinged, and ready to emotionally black out by dessert. It’s all about stuffing your face before the passive-aggressive comments, political debates, and that one cousin tries to trauma-dump at the dinner table.

Whether you're the family peacekeeper or the reason everyone’s on edge, this collection was made to slay the day—one chaotic course at a time.

🦃 Eat big. Stay petty. And save room for the drama.

👉 Shop now before the turkey’s dry and the tension’s not.

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