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Who Needs Parents When You Have Trauma?

Before therapy, boundaries, and realizing your childhood was basically a training montage for emotional damage, there were “character-building moments”—also known as straight-up trauma. The Who Needs Parents When You Have Trauma? collection is for the emotionally resilient, the darkly hilarious, and anyone who uses humor to mask a lifetime of dysfunction.

Whether your family tree is more like a cursed forest, or you just want to normalize healing through sarcasm, this one’s for the kids who raised themselves.

🧠 Laugh through the pain. Wear it like armor. Trauma—but make it fashion.

👉 Shop now before your inner child throws another tantrum.

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