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New Year, Same Bullshit

New year, new you? Nah. Same unhinged personality, same questionable decisions—just with a glittery timestamp. The New Year, Same Bullshit Collection is for the real ones who know damn well they’re not changing, but they’ll still show up drunk in sequins pretending to have their life together.

Whether you’re ringing in midnight with champagne or bad choices (probably both), this collection says what we’re all thinking: It’s cute to pretend, but chaos is forever.

🥂 Cheers to fake fresh starts, real regrets, and looking hot while doing it all over again.

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