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Therapy? Nah. We lift. The Pump Iron, Not Feelings Collection is for the ones who deal with their emotions by crushing PRs, chugging pre-workout, and ghosting their therapist. Whether you’re chasing gains or just trying to outrun your childhood trauma on the treadmill, this gymwear is made for maximum sweat and minimal emotional availability.
Sore? Good. Sad? Repress it. 💪 Lift heavy. Feel nothing. Look hot doing it.