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Stay Strapped or Get Clapped

Life’s short. People suck. And sometimes, the intrusive thoughts win. The Stay Strapped or Get Clapped collection is locked, loaded, and dipped in dark humor—built for those who laugh at true crime documentaries, joke about their own mortality, and aren’t afraid to flirt with the f*cked up.

Whether you're here for murder memes, mental breakdowns, or just trying to cope with chaos one graphic tee at a time, this is your collection. Triggered? Good. That means it’s working.

💀 Wear it dark. Wear it deadpan. Stay dangerous.

👉 Shop now—before someone puts you on a t-shirt.

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