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This collection doesn’t scream—it smirks. Subtle, Savage, and Smug AF is for the ones who deliver one-liners that leave a mark, ruin egos with eye contact, and weaponize wit like a damn art form. It’s dry, it’s deadpan, and it cuts deeper than your last situationship.
Whether you’re fluent in side-eye, specialize in awkward silences, or live for saying just enough to cause emotional damage, these tees are your new passive-aggressive power move.
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