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Fuck Dem Kids

Let’s be real—kids are cute... but also loud, sticky, and emotionally unstable. The Fuck Dem Kids Collection is for the parents, aunts, uncles, and professional babysitters who love the little gremlins—but also fantasize about running away at least once a week. From crying in public to drawing on the walls with cheese sticks, these tiny terrorists keep us humble—and this collection keeps it honest.

Whether it’s your kid or someone else’s, these tees and onesies bring big chaos energy in tiny sizes.

🍼 Cute. Cursed. Casually ruining your life.

👉 Shop now—because if you’re gonna lose sleep, at least dress ‘em funny.

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