St. Patrick Would Be Disappointed

This collection is for the sinners in shamrocks, the whiskey-fueled degenerates, and anyone who celebrates St. Patrick’s Day by disgracing his legacy in the most iconic way possible. St. Patrick Would Be Disappointed is less about driving out snakes and more about drunk texts, bar fights, and waking up with green glitter in questionable places.

Whether you're Irish by blood or just belligerent by choice, these tees are your official drinking uniform for poor choices and public shenanigans.

🍀 Get lucky. Get loud. Get judged by an Irish saint.

👉 Shop now—before your liver files for a restraining order.

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